7.16.2009

Gonna Be A Bear


In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months; I could handle that. Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake up to cute, cuddly, partially grown cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!!!
Thanks Mom...this was too cute!

4 comments:

Jones said...

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Chablis said...

Ive seen this before and I LOVED it! Really, life as a bear is so great. I just spent a weekend looking at them and I kept thinking, gee- what do they do all day? Sleep and roam around for food. Sounds good to me.

Colleen said...

So funny! I got this from my mil a couple of months ago, and it's just as funny the second time! Your trip to Georgia looks fabulous. I love the diaper dancing!

Danica said...

Wow! Sounds good to me too! :)