Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you are a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months; I could handle that. Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake up to cute, cuddly, partially grown cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Thanks Mom...this was too cute!


Jones said...

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Chablis said...

Ive seen this before and I LOVED it! Really, life as a bear is so great. I just spent a weekend looking at them and I kept thinking, gee- what do they do all day? Sleep and roam around for food. Sounds good to me.

Colleen said...

So funny! I got this from my mil a couple of months ago, and it's just as funny the second time! Your trip to Georgia looks fabulous. I love the diaper dancing!

Danica said...

Wow! Sounds good to me too! :)